First there is the careful selection of just the right button. One should not look too closely, but rather let fate decide which is delivered to your fingers
The next step involves the careful and complete dunking of button and fingers into the gooey dessert. This should be repeated at least 3, but not more than 5 times. Less than 3 dunks shows too little respect for the choclatier, more than 5 is messy
Next there is the swift and sure movement of button and goo to the mouth. One graceful motion. It is also useful to keep ones elbow poised ready to deflect any passing Gandad who maybe after your buttons.
Having completed the ritualistic part, one can now relax in the choccy glow of a ritual well delivered
Finally, and to announce your pleasure, you bong the gong of chocozen
..... and repeat......
Once the button ritual is complete, it's acceptable to zoom the spoon.
Finally a last bong of the gong....if no further dessert appears. One can try the chant of "more more"
But this rarely succeeds, as the ritual is complete.











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